Alfred is a green hot water bottle, which is technically not a toy. He is a real fusspot and lives in the dark, dank area of the bedroom that is under the bed. He is neurotic and anxious and complains constantly. His face wears an aggrieved expression, but it is Alfred that supplies a lot of the humour. Although grumpy, Alfred is generally good natured and helps Johnson out on his endeavors.
Alfred is the only character to be both portrayed and voiced by the same person for the entire series' run.
"Blithering blazes!" - often heard throughout the series.